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$250 a session.Online, about an hour, goblin to goblin. Pay when you book — one session at a time, no packages.

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Sessions open in small batches. Booking isn't open just yet — leave your details and you'll be first to know, and first to book, when a seat opens.

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Just so I can reach you when a slot opens.
No spam, no list-selling.

Gift a session.

Is there a goblin in your life you love?

$250. They'll get a session to redeem whenever they're ready.

Gift a session

If money is the only thing in the way, write to me — no story needed.

No pressure, no rush. If you're a goblin, you're welcome.